Internet outage in Northern VA

It's been four days since we've had the internet in Alexandria. I am in Silver Spring typing on my I-phone. It takes too long to say much here except to ask what is going on? Some people say that D.C. has cut us off, but there is os little information. All the stuff about the war seems to be coming down off of youtube. From what I hear. Rumors are crazy. Here is what I know.

There was a battle at the courthouse.

There have been countless small skirmishes.

The mujuhadin have hurt us almost as much as Districtians. They have taken over houses, which I remember was one of the things in the revolutionary war. My mom and dad are freaking. This along with the Depression. Mom hasn't even opened her flower shop in over a week. She's been taking too much valium.

Dad has been going out with his friends, saying he is fighting, but I think that he and his friends go out and hide in the woods and get drunk.

Oh oh, something weird is going on up here too. I've got to go.

War for real

It seems like its finally happened. the food riot violence from DC is fully here in VA now. The past two nights have been terrible. It's like war for real and then, I mean we're supposed to go to school and stuff and work and act like nothing is happening. The DC army was storming our state last night as the nation watched Biden and Palin. I mean, in a normal context, good for them. But they talk about Iraq and Afghanistan and don't mention anything about us!

I can't understand, someone help me. Why is this not on the news? Why is nobody saying anything? It even has a name now. The Potomac War. There was the Battle at the Courthouse. Some people are saying that guy Hero died two nights ago at that. I hope not cause then these other barbarians, well.

Somebody help us. Where is the national guard? Charles Babbage?